Grilled Tequila Shrimp Salad

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Chasing Matthew McConaughey – My Quest as a runner.

I have officially, with no plan or strategy, now ran in two 5k’s and so far it’s all been about this one pretty dude. I mean… pretty. Not a word often used to describe men. I’m convinced this man was bred from a tube in the All Spice test lab to be the man your man wants to be. His flowing hair was developed by Vidal Sasoon, his outdoors-man look sponsored by every North Face ad, and his perfectly tanned skin define the lines that ancient Greeks would believe that of a Gods. This dude makes rugged look like it could get a manicure wearing pink bunny slippers and no one would even bat an eye. And this guy has shown up to both of the races I have been in. He keeps showing up and I can promise, I’ll keep running.

This trail was all new terrain to me. I had no idea where the race was or what the course would be like. I am not an experienced enough racer to know what to look for in a course that not knowing doesn’t really make a difference. We were in the hilly beautiful Brandywine region and I did not bring my A-game mentally. When I got there and people starting warning me to hold my energy for the second half, and this hill I would encounter, I started to psych  out a bit. I need to stop over thinking. As a runner, as a mountain biker, I need to just keep my feet moving and I’ll be good. A part of me wishes there was a switch that I could just turn off in my head while I was moving.

At the start the group of racers balls up and I position myself behind Fatmarc, who I know is going to set a great pace for this run. They start and I’m pretty sure I watched my buddy, the one who I was going to trail the whole time, shove two kids out of the way, hurdle over about 4 others and fly off into the front of the pack. So much for that plan. But it was all good as I position myself at a good pace in a group that looks pretty serious. They all having running shirts on and gear and proper shoes, so I just assume they know what they are doing. I carry with them, as they shout out mileage, through the fun half of the trails. Things are up and down, single track and open, jumping logs, and tripping over rocks sort of run. In the second half (like warned) the hills start to get a little steeper. I’m analyzing everything as if I was on my mountain bike and overall, enjoying the challenge of the run. The group starts to dismantle a bit and I kick it up on the coat tails of another assumed experienced runner and coast for a while.

It’s not until after the fist hill that things start to unravel a bit for me. I slip on a step water crossing, my laces come untied, and I’m getting winded. I ended up walking up a hill at a decent place but giving up a few positions with my choice. Over the final hill, I’m told there’s under a half mile to go so I kick it back up again. I hit the final dash to the finish line with a supportive group of people cheering and kick it up to the end. My time wasn’t as great as the last one, but the hills were far bigger, and overall I can deal with it.

Today, I’m a runner. I am not a super fast runner, or an experienced runner, but as of my second 5k Sunday morning, I am a runner. And apparently it only takes 2 5k’s for me my brain to release crazy chemicals and me to become a total dick and want to become a faster more experienced runner. This young grasshopper is totally throwing patience to the wind. Now let’s see if I can get this tenacity going for the bike as well.
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No children were actually shoved in the running of my 5k… that I saw at least. 

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  1. says

    Your post is very inspiring. I can’t tell you how many tri’s, road races, bike races, I have been to cheering on everyone and taking lots of photo’s but secretly wishing it was me running. I know I will never be fast but I like the distances and tails better anyway, but I just have to find a way to keep going. My quest as a want-to-be-runner is making it to the corner before I melt in a puddle. Maybe if I knew I had this shrimp waiting for me it would inspire me to keep going :)

  2. Andy says

    Nice write up about your race! I’m currently in training for some serious runs then I’m going to chill back to shorter distances. I miss trail races but usually the people in trail races don’t know how to run a trail and drive me crazy. It only took me half a race to become a total dick! I’d be willing help you become a faster trail runner.

    As for the recipe, I’ve had one very similar and loved it so much it’s become a regular in the summer rotation!

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